Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome

Fremde, étranger, stranger

Glücklich zu sehen, je suis enchanté

Happy to see you

Bleibe, reste, stay

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome

Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs

Ladies and Gentlemen!

Guden Abend, bonsoir, good evening!

Wie geht's? Comment ça va? Do you feel good?

Ich bin euer Confrecier, je suis votre compère, I am your host!

Und sagen

(sung)

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome

Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

(spoken)

Leave your troubles outside!

So, life is disappointing? Forget it!

We— we have no troubles here! For here, life is beautiful

The girls are beautiful!

Even the orchestra is beautiful!

And now presenting the Cabaret Girls!

Rosie!

She smells so sweet, she will make you bleed

LuLu!

She make you a little LuLu? Yes? No? Do I make you a little LuLu? A little bit? You want to see me get a little bit lulu?

For a few marks Gentlemen, anything is possible

Frenchie!

Bonjour, salut, coucou!

Frenchie is like a croissant; she's hard and crusty on the outside, but warm and moist on the inside!

Texas!

Texas is from America, and I love a good yank!

Fritzie!

Achtung!

Oh, Fritzie, you have to stop with the bending down thing, no please, already we have lost a waiter, two tables and three bottles of champagne up there! Be careful Sir! You could be next!

And last, but not least, Helga!

Helga is my baby, and when she is bad, I spank her

And she is very, very, very bad!

Rosie, LuLu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie and Helga!

Ja!

Each and every one—a virgin

This guy! You don't believe me? [laugh]

He doesn't believe me!

Well, don't take my word for it

So, go ahead, please, try Helga!

Outside it is winter, but here, it is so hot!

Every night I have to battle with the girls to stop them from taking off all of their clothings

So don’t go away, who knows?

For tonight we may lose the battle!

Wir sagen

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome

Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret!

We are here to serve you!

(spoken)

And now, presenting the Cabaret Boys:

Bobby! And Victor!

Or is it

Victor! And Bobby!?

Well, you see, there's really only the one way to tell the difference

—It's the earlobes!

Hans! Meine Damen und Herren, Hans!

You see Hans here, knows 27 different sexual positions!

This is a good one

And now he is ready to try this on people

Herman, meine Damen und Herren!

Okay, so funniest thing about Herman—

Okay, there's absolutely nothing funny about Herman

And now, presenting, the toast of Mayfair:

Fräulein Sally Bowles!

Hello, darlings! Yes!

So yes

You want, you want, you have!

Bliebe, reste, stay!

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome

Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

Wir sagen

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome

This way or this way?

Fremde, étranger, stranger

Oh! Hello, stranger!

Glücklich zu sehen, je suis enchanté

Enchanté, Madame

Happy to see you

Bleibe, reste, stay!

Wir sagen

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!

Fremde, étranger, stranger

Glücklich zu sehen, je suis enchanté

Happy to see you

Bliebe, reste, stay!

Wir sagen

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome

Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret!

Thank you!

Rosie, LuLu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie and Helga!

Welcome to the Kit Kat Club!