Sweets for Me Sweet

BRINEYBEARD

Thaaaarrrrr sweets for me sweets.

PARROT

Haw, haw!

BRINEYBEARD

I'll win her back with treats.

PARROT

With treats!

BRINEYBEARD

I need her like this pirate needs his ship beneath his feet!

A man gets lonely by himself when he’s at sea…

PARROT

Lost at sea! Lost at sea!

BRINEYBEARD

I've missed her since the day she said goodbye.

PARROT

Goodbye!

BRINEYBEARD

She made me heart walk the plank when she left me.

If she don’t take me back I’ll surely diiiie….

PARROT

Haw! He's gonna cry! He's gonna cry!

BRINEYBEARD

(spoken)

No I ain’t!

(sings)

I'm bringin' sweets for me sweets.

PARROT

Haw, haw!

BRINEYBEARD

Sweet treats for her to eat,

Of all the creatures in the deep blue sea,

She makes me life complete!

PARROT

Aww, you’re adorable!

BRINEYBEARD

(spoken)

Shut up!