The Richest Man in the World

"Hey, Max."

"Hello."

"It's official. You are the richest man in the world."

"Wow, huh. I guess hard work really does pay off."

"What will you do now, with your money? Invest in Bitcoin, or another cryptocurrency?"

"Yes. All of those things. But first, I think I'm gonna use it to flex on my haters."

(Yes) Hahaha

Chain, 'round my neck, like I won the Money-lympics

Fuck a gold record, we be bumpin' platinum hit clips (Clips)

The money you have in your bank's a decent sum

But the money I have is infinity, plus one

I bought ten boats, and a billion hats, and a billion dogs, and a billion bats (That's right)

Fuck you, I'm rich

You're a poor bitch

Now come and witness the one

Live it up like a young prince

Make money, make-make money

I got paper in my pockets now the ladies fuckin' love me

Make money, make-make money

I'm the richest man alive, ain't nobody gonna stop me

Havin' more money means I'm better than you

Yes, society has chose me and not you dudes

I've gotten more stacks than Van Gogh and Einstein combined

If they so genius, why they broke?

Shoulda took a human sacrifice

Gimme my chance to do my money dance

Gimme my chance to do my dance

I said, gimme my chance to do my money dance

Gimme a chance to do my motherfuckin' money dance

(I'm bougy)

(Y'all wish that you knew me)

(Chandelier tears fill these Jacuzzis)

"Hello?"

"Uh, hey Max?"

"Yeah?"

"Remember when I said you had infinity dollars?"

"Yeah?"

"You actually have negative infinity dollars."