This Is Not a Christmas Song

This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song The Christmas tree's on fire Santa's holding the lighter My parents are both liars I got gifts but want subscribers Thanks for the candy basket Oh God, another jacket My stocking's filled with acid Am I dreaming? What just happened? This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song My neighbors compete to see who Can put up more blinding lights The kids all wish away the month 'Cause they want presents in sight This year had Me so mad I've been bad Got coal that Is sitting under my tree I think that my Christmas has died This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song I guess everyday is Christmas when you this gifted (gifted) Accidentally went and manifested my whole wishlist (wishlist) And now to celebrate I'm getting twisted like the Grinch is (Grinch is) Making it rain, dear Lord, look how dripped the wrist is I noticed you out there in cold (they say) She bad she getting nothing but coal (three strikes) I'm out I should've probably bowled I guess it's just another holiday I'm spending alone (spending alone) When I was just a boy Christmas brought so much joy Couldn't wait for the presents and laughter I couldn't sleep late at night Looking for Santa with lights Those are the memories I still remember Then I became a man Lost sight of who I am But right in front of me was the answer 'Cause on Christmas I feel joy And I turn back to a boy The answer is to stay young forever This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song