Pocket Pussy Protector

Virginal bliss, so fake, so squishy

You stick your tiny dick in my lame counterfeit

pussy

Oh, it feels so good, papi

Guard me at all costs

Oh, pocket pussy protector

You are my knight in shining hand lotion

A few seconds in and you’re screaming my name

Overflowing me with your pathetic seed

Wash me thoroughly for use later on

When you pass me around like a $2 whore

I thought you respected me more than that

You have failed me, pocket pussy protector