Every Party Has a Winner and a Loser

Every party's got a winner and a loser, I'm jumping out of the game By being a referee. Sometimes all I can do Find a spot out of the light Feel like a Japanese. Every party's got a winner and a loser, Some girls are never alone. I'm always a little late. Each our own individual game plan. We ploy in order to stay Out of the bottom half. Who's there with whom? Who failed to show? Who'll leave alone? Since the birth of the very idea, Way back in hellenical times At the house of a bearded man. Every party's got a winner and a loser. One host who's gonna regret Telling all they could feel like home. One Jew that no one invited. Three guys in love with one girl Who takes hours to say goodbye