Shower Thoughts

I'm waiting for the conditioner to work

I'm thinking about how to change the world

I'm wondering how Nic Cage caught a sentence in Con Air

The end game here is softer hair

I'm counting to 30 brushing my teeth

I'm thinking about global warming

I'm wondering why Bebe didn't leave Steve for Todd

I'm trying much harder to floss

Estoy tratando de aprender español

I'm thinking about who will save your soul

I'm wondering why Train re-recorded Zeppelin 2

Estoy tan aburrido y tu

I've been starting to moisturize my face

I'm looking at pictures from outer space

I'm wondering why Billy Joel broke his rhyme scheme in "Movin' Out"

Crow's feet ain't nothin' to squint about