That one song about Cathie (rock n roll)

My name is Cathie I'm very happy 20 years old and I still got acne I'm happy Just bought some Laffy Taffy, now i'm semi-slaphappy I just rode in a taxi, now I smell like an athlete Now i'm stinky I accidentally cut off my pinky I'm freaky Drake calls me Kiki I'm in the crib, and i'm freezing the slinky My cat bit my fe-et And my feet re-ek And I bonked my head on the Si-ink (BONG)