When You Leave

They'll be breaking out the hard stuff when you leave

They'll be breaking out the chit-chat when you leave

They'll be breaking out the making out when you leave

They can't wait

They can't wait

They'll be breaking out the X-Box when you leave

They'll be breaking out the Courvoisier when you leave

They'll be breaking out every Belgian beer when you leave

They can't wait

They can't wait

I'm gonna stay

Just to annoy them

I'm gonna stay

Just to piss them off

I'm gonna stay

Just to amuse myself

I'm gonna stay

I'm gonna stay

They'll be breaking out the good music when you leave

The stylistics, the spinners, the delfonics

And they'll keep on, keep on making out when you leave

They can't wait

They can't wait

There'll be red wine on all the carpets when you leave

There'll be salsa on all the carpets when you leave

There'll be God knows what other liquids when you leave

They can't wait

They can't wait

I'm gonna stay

Just to annoy them

I'm gonna stay

Just to toy with them

I'm gonna stay

They can't push me around

I'm gonna stay

Stay all the way

They'll be talking behind your back when you leave

How you couldn't take the hint and just leave

They invited you, then regretted it, he won't leave

Big mistake

Big mistake

They can't wait

They can't wait

They can't wait

They can't wait

They can't wait

They can't wait

They can't wait

They can't wait

They'll be swinging from the chandeliers when you leave

They'll be putting on Mickey Mouse ears when you leave

While they act out scenes from King Lear when you leave

There goes one of the chandeliers when you leave

I'm gonna stay

I'm gonna stay

I'm gonna stay

I'm gonna stay

(They'll be breaking out the making out when you leave) I'm gonna stay

I'm gonna stay (they'll be breaking out the making out)

I'm gonna stay (when you leave)

I'm gonna stay