Music Video
Music Video
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Frank Zappa
Guitar
The Mothers
Performer
Eric Lancelotti
Vocals
George Duke
Keyboards
Jean-Luc Ponty
Violin
Sal Marquez
Trumpet
Ian Underwood
Alto Saxophone
Bruce Fowler
Trombone
Tom Fowler
Bass
Ruth Underwood
Marimba
Ralph Humphrey
Drums
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Frank Zappa
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Frank Zappa
Producer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Well, my dandruff is loose
And my breath is chartreuse
I know I ain't cute
And my voice is kaput
[Verse 2]
But that's alright, people
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way
[Verse 3]
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have something to say
[Verse 4]
I ain't gon' sing you no love song
And how my heart is all sore
Will not beg your indulgence
'Cause you heard it before
[Verse 5]
And that's alright, people
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way, hey
[Verse 6]
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have something to say
It's in my pants
[Verse 7]
I have taken your time
I have sung you my song
Ain't no great revelation
But it wasn't too long
[Verse 8]
And that's alright, people
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way
[Verse 9]
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have something to say
Written by: Frank Zappa


