I Punched Keanu Reeves

Hello, hello, hello Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves And it was better than any scene You could see in speed I hit John Wick And now I'm feeling so appealing Basically, I'm a god You could call me Hercules Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves And it was better than any scene You could see in Speed I'm tellin' you, for real I punched Neo He could duck bullets But he couldn't duck me I'm feelin' so refreshed The new sheriff's in town Check the button on my vest It's Keanu with a bruise Around the oculus Now I'm just cruisin' the metropolis In my prime, like Optimus Everything is half-full I'm an optimist, haven't done ish Yet I feel accomplished Best pugilist Blessed with an iron fist Strong enough to Survive an apocalypse Any summit I could be on Any point break I could surf with my Gui on Take any fighter, any class I'ma put you on your ass Then, I'll pee on you peons For eons and eons and eons And eons, etcetera Not a tall fellow But nobody can measure up And if you wanna feel similar to this All I had to do was coldclock An icon of cinema Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves And it was better than any scene You could see in Speed I hit John Wick And now I'm feeling so appealing Basically, I'm a god You could call me Hercules What an excellent adventure I wouldn't be surprised if Keanu's wearing dentures I've got a high five That can make a man die I should be with the Justice League And the Avengers Taking out contenders with glee Carefree, and as happy as can be, low-key 'Cause the only thing better than punching Keanu Reeves Is the fact that his girl chose me I bet you didn't think this was a love song But the reason I'm at my pinnacle right now Is I hit him in the eye Then I became her guy And her love has me feeling invincible No doubt (oh) Get it? So I don't think I'll ever jet it Plus, he was a jerk So I really don't regret it I'll celebrate that day from now till forever Or at least till the end of the credits, credits Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves And it was better than any scene You could see in Speed I hit John Wick And now I'm feeling so appealing Basically, I'm a god You could call me Hercules Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves And it was better than any scene You could see in Speed I'm tellin' you, for real I punched Neo He could duck bullets But he couldn't duck me (Yeah, whao) Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves And it was better than any scene You could see in Speed I'm tellin' you, for real I punched Neo He could duck bullets But he couldn't duck me