Who Needs a Boy?

Some boys will bring you flowers Some will even serenade But you and me will while away the hours Just a-dishing and a-throwing shade Forever side by side Through snark and snide I'm stuck to you like glue So honey, who needs, who needs a boy? When I got you When life's losers and clowns start gettin' ya down I'll be there to share your cunning glare (ha!) And when the stink of the world makes you just wanna hurl You can count on me to hold your hair 'Cause when it comes to hate, I've found the perfect mate And baby, no one else will do So tell me, who needs, who needs a boy? When I got you And I never expect you to hold me tight and lock me in your lovin' gaze But I know I'll have a shoulder to cry on That's if I were inclined to such pathetic displays Guys may come and guys may go And we'll size 'em up in half a glance Say Maury, these kids got some chemistry Nope, she'll never get into his pants, sorry Maybe some day we'll find true love And drift apart like friends will do But 'til then Who needs a boy? Some moron that soon will annoy I ask ya, who needs a boy? When I got you!