All dogs go to heaven
And all cops go to hell
Because mans' best friend won't put a bullet in your head
And a cop fuckin' will
A cop is a towel boy piece of shit
Dog's got a tail
A cop gets killed in the field
Oh well
My dog waits by the door
For me to get home every day
The cop sits on the side of the road
To catch me speeding down the freeway
I'll probably get arrested for writing this song
So please take care of my dog
Yeah
