Redneck Rhapsody

Boogie on the bayou, party in the sticks

Honky tonk hoedown, turnin up The Chicks

Swamp popping off on a Saturday night

Fireflies dancing in the southern moonlight

Someone tap the keg in the back of my truck

It ain’t a party ‘til someone gets stuck

Stole a bunch of pallets gonna light us a fire

BYOB, no cover required

It’s a redneck rhapsody, turn the party up to 100 degrees

We’re gonna have the time of our lives

Pull up, park, put the party in drive

Turn that radio on, blast Merle Haggard til the beers all gone

Working all week, cuz freedom ain’t free

That’s called redneck rhapsody

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Oooh oooh

Beer bong, beer pong, flipping them cups

Good Christian woman but I like to get drunk

Mixed moonshine with Moun-tain Dew

Blacked out yellin’ what would Jesus do?

Guns don’t work when the safety’s on

Step on the gas do some donuts on the lawn

Cops rolling up better spit out your Skoal

Bubba better hide cuz he’s breaking parole

Run Bubba, Run!!!

Redneck rhapsody, turn the party to a 100 degrees

We’re gonna have the time of our lives

Pull up, park, put the party in drive

Turn that radio on, blasting Cash til the beers all gone

Working all week, cuz freedom ain’t free

That’s called redneck rhapsody

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

Easy come, easy go

Beer run, Texaco

Easy come, easy go

Little drunk, gettin low

Easy come, easy go

Banjo on the pedaltone

Easy come, easy go

Skynyrd on the radio

Redneck rhapsody, turn the party up to 100 degrees

We’re gonna have the time of our lives

Pull up, park, put the party in drive

Turn that radio on, blast that Garth til the beers all gone

Working all week, cuz freedom ain’t free

Redneck rhapsody, cops caught Bubba but they couldn’t catch me

We had the time of our lives

Put out the fire, put the car in drive

Turn that radio on, Goodbye Earl now the beers all gone

Working all week, cuz freedom ain’t free

God Bless redneck rhapsody