Yard Sale

Got a gun loaded and he don't even know it

But I'm about to go sell him out

Shooting hot pink signs on poles and power lines

Covering every single inch of this town

Then I'll go back, relax, lawn chair, feet up

Yeah I got price tags, trash bags full of his stuff

I'm having a yard sale

Everything must go

I'll give you a good deal

On a rack of his clothes

If it's got a sticker on it

It's as good as gone, call it

Heartbreak retail

I'm having a yard sale

I bet his sixty inch screen's gonna look pretty sweet

On the wall in my neighbor's house

Wait til someone gets their hands on these new Ray-Bans

He bought down in Chinatown

I hope next time he lies he thinks twice

'Cause cheating comes with a high price

I'm having a yard sale

Everything must go

I'll give you a good deal

On a '67 Epiphone

If it's got a sticker on it

It's as good as gone, call it

Heartbreak retail

I'm having a yard sale

Oh-oh-oh-oh

I'm having a yard sale

Make me an offer I'll be here all day

After 30 minutes, everything is free

I've got a leather couch, fishing pole

Beer mug, cell phone

Old records I've had, power drills, so sad

A Harley, Frye boots, bed he'll boo hoo

I'm having a yard sale

Everything must go

I'll give you a good deal

On a rack of his clothes

If it's got a sticker on it

It's as good as gone, call it

Heartbreak retail

I'm having a yard sale

I'm having a yard sale

I'm having a yard sale