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Diss Direct

Hip-Hop/Rap

Diss Direct was released on February 10, 2023 by switchum as a part of the album Diss Direct - Single

Song Details

AlbumDiss Direct - Single

Release DateFebruary 10, 2023

Labelswitchum

LanguageEnglish

Melodicness

Acousticness

Valence

Danceability

Energy

BPM

OVERVIEW

LYRICS

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

switchum

Performer

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Christian Roethling

Christian Roethling

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

oo oxygen

Producer

Lyrics

Hello, everyone

I’m Switchum, and I’ll be your guide for today’s Nintendo Diss Direct

Today, we have news on a variety of Nintendo disses

To begin, let’s take a look at our chorus

Nintendo

Why can’t you see

I want what’s best for you

But you’re a shady company

Nintendo

I just want what’s best

But you pull so much damn crap

And just won’t give it a damn rest

Nintendo

I want you to succeed

But the way you treat your fanbase

Just makes my heart bleed

Nintendo

‘Fraid you’re gonna get dissed

Time for the first batch of headlines

Now Direct your attention to this

Let’s make like a Joy-Con

And drift out of that set

I’ll turn you into the Virtual Boy

Something you wish you could forget

And don’t worry, this track is complete

Isn’t that just great?

We’ll give it to you finished

Not say “we’ll be back with free updates”

And you’ve gotten kind of lazy

It’s hard to say that you’ve passed

When you’ve developed green sand

And try to pass it off as grass

There’s nothing you can do

You can’t stop me-amoto

Ruin you the same way

Y’all did to Paper Mario

I’ll tear you limb from limb

Call this disarmament

Why don’t you stick to crappy graphics

And shutting down tournaments

“Don’t emulate our games!”

I hear you whining as you say,

“Why can’t you suck it up

And pay 300 bucks for it on eBay?”

I know that it’s

Hard making change

But I must admit

That it seems pretty strange

When you exclude the gays

From all of your games

Know your politics are different

But it’s pretty lame

And I’ll give you props

Jack Black I accept

But replace Chris Pratt

You call that an accent?

But I know you won’t change

Thinking all I do is whine

So to you I present

The second batch of Diss Headlines

Now, Nintendo, let’s sit down

There’s something I’ve got to say

When it comes to your dev teams,

It’s pretty clear that they are great

You gotta lotta talent

Lotta passion

Lotta love

You gotta have it, making the games that you’re making

But when it comes to your so-called “business sector”

I’ll leave those scumbags shaking

JoyConBoyz 4 Life!

You removed Etikons, you a fool?

Bring Back National Dex!

And fix your trees, Game Freakish tools

#FreeMelee!

Or will that make you start to cry?

And then #GameFreakLied

And you start to wonder why

You’re the Bowser, you’re the villain

I’m Jumpman, I’m like a hero

When it comes to your audience rating

I’d give you an F; zero

You’ve got no Game, Boy

And Wii don’t like U one bit

I’ll make you Switch up your ways

You stupid piece of sh**

Nintendo

Why can’t you see

I want what’s best for you

But you’re a shady company

Nintendo

I just want what’s best

But you pull so much damn crap

And just won’t give it a damn rest

Nintendo

I want you to succeed

But the way you treat your fanbase

Just makes my heart bleed

Nintendo

‘Fraid you’re gonna get dissed

Time for our “one more thing”

Now Direct your attention to this

Here we go!

Gonna douse you in flames

You’ve always been the same

We all know that you’re lame

Thank you so much for playing my game!

Nintendo

I want you to succeed

But the way you treat your fanbase

Just makes my heart bleed

Nintendo

‘Fraid you’re gonna get dissed

Switchum out, drop the mic

Good luck removing this

Written by: Christian Roethling

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