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Everyone is so polite All "Nice to meet you," "love that dress!" But there's something underneath The smiling no one will address There's a prize to be won It's like a cosy little family And I'm not here for fun We should start a whatsapp group Yeah The tent's so innocent So little, British country fete Don't let the gingham fool you It's a battle on a plate I'm not here to make friends I'm here for ten out of tens Winning? Oh, it hadn't crossed my mind, 'cause Obviously, I will be going all the way Obviously, I'll shine They'll drop off like flies 'Til I snag the prize So, let the competition begin I'm here to win Mmm, smells good Izzy Thanks Pam, love the necklace by the way Mmm, what's all that green stuff in your shortcrust? This? Oh, it's a rare Moroccan fungi Mixed with semolina and polenta Infused with the blood of small Venetian vole You know, start with something simple Always the straight-A student I don't come in second place If there's a marathon Believe me, I'm gonna win that race No one gets in my way, hey, get out of my spotlight You can sashay away At the final when I take on the crown (aah-ah) The judges will cry tears of joy Then I'll guest on Loose Women And design my own linen And Beyonce will be my best friend 'Cause feminism's so on-trend, 'cause Obviously, my profile will go through the roof Obviously, I'll soar My strawberry jam is big on the 'Gram These other peeps can get in a bin I'm here to win (obviously) Yeah, yeah, yeah, (woah, woah) Win (obviously) Yeah, yeah, yeah (who is she? She's Izzy!) I'll go to LA Open a cupcake takeaway (go girl) Meanwhile in Harvey Nix I'm the new face of Magimix (ooh) I'm woman of the year (oh, oh) A baking pioneer So, watch this competition 'Cause Izzy's on a mission Obviously, I will be going all the way (whoa, whoa) Obviously, it's me, m-me, m-me, me, Izzy, (aah) Bake Off will be the making of me The best contestant there's ever been I'm here to win (obviously) Yeah, yeah, yeah (woah, woah) I've got kitchen aid with my name on So game on Izzy? Oh, sorry, was that out loud? I'm here to win Bakers, step away from your benches I'm here to win