All The Way

Now, for this week's showstopper We're looking for an iconic skyscraper Fourteen stories high With three moving elements And an ice cream lift shaft Sorry, did you say ice cream? I certainly did! In this heat? We are British, we are great But Kim! Nice! Are we connecting? The heat is unbearable It's sweltering Will my jelly set? My bench is soaking wet And I'm dripping sweat And it isn't even nine A.M! Keep it together Don't fall apart 'Cause of the weather Gotta pump it full of grenadine My Pisa's gonna lean I'm making them a Blackpool tower With red ice cream! But I can go all the way Pam and Phil are gonna see I'm not gonna fail today I won't let the heat get to me I know I can make it through So everyone at home can proudly say That I went all the way Hi Gemma! Hi Ben! After you No, no, no, after you I think we'll all be needing the freezer today! Oh, absolutely! I wish I could just rip off all my clothes And jump right in! God, I'd love that! MY clothes, I mean! Not yours! Oh, Jesus! It's not ideal The gelatine will just congeal But there's nothing we can do To stop the heat Feels like we're in Crete You might have to put your head In the fridge Every tower Is bound to collapse within an hour But if she adds a bit more flour It won't turn into slop Two hours left 'til you can stop But I can go all the way Are you sure that's thin enough? They'll marvel at my display Did you use filo or puff? But how can I make it through? And work with ice cream On the hottest day? And still go all the way Bakers, you have fourty minutes left! Time is ticking And I'm fretting Gotta get it in the oven Is it sticking? Is it setting? And my icing's being stubborn Time is ticking (My crème pat) And I'm fretting (Is melting) Gotta get it in the oven (Gotta check it is solid) Is it sticking? (My custard) Is it setting? (Has curdled) And my icing's being stubborn (I've had a little horror) Time is ticking And I'm fretting (Rise my beauty) Gotta get it in the oven (Rise, my little cake) Is it sticky? (It's your duty) Is it setting? (Rise, for heaven's sake) And my icing's being stubborn (Small cake, please grow) In the oven, you must go Yes, you can go all the way God of cake, to you we pray You lie on a baking tray Will you rise? (Will you rise, will you rise?) Oooh Feeling the heat, Barbara? Oh, mind your own beeswax! No way. Knock Knock You what? Come on, knock knock Who's there Ice cream Ice cream who? I scream when you get my recipes wrong See what I have to put up with? Hold on a minute What? The freezer, my ice cream isn't in it Huh? Are you trying to say That it's been stolen? (stolen) Why has it been stolen? This has happened before! Oh, yeah In season five (No, it was four) It's quite suspicious Her ice cream was ever so delicious But someone's clearly gone and Sabotaged, was it espionage? How could the cameras not have seen? Oh, wait! I think this might be your ice cream! No, what? It's a nightmare! It's a runny goo! What's she thinking? What's she gonna do? No, don't put it in the bin That is not the way to win You're a baking heroine When in doubt, bake from within But how, it's impossible I've got some ice cream spare That you can use Me too, me three (really?) It's not too late to try and fix You choose (I can do it, I can save my tower!) You've still got a quarter of an hour Aah! Russell are you okay? No, not really! Suddenly the tent's looking bleary What's he gone and done? Russell sliced his thumb! Someone call an ambulance This is a bake off emergency! He's losing blood with quite some urgency! Someone's gonna have to replace him But who on earth could ever replace him? Yes, I can go all the way! Dezza? And this time I'm gonna stay Yes I-I'm gonna make you pay Stand aside, out of my way! This is the moment I hope I've nailed every component I really think that I could win it I've got a show stopping exhibit You've only got a minute I reach the top come what may So I can stand up and say I can go all the way (aah!) I can see the finish line Yes I can go all the way (No!) Even though we're out of time I came with a strategy But now it's a tragedy I really thought today would be my day I really thought today would be my day Yes, I'll go all the way!