War of the Words

Ain't much I can say by myself (That's tragic) Wish I could be something else (That's a bit dramatic) My days are wasted waitin' For someone's punctuation But if you gave me some help (We could make some magic) 'Cause together, we'll spell it out Any letter can help us out (Ooh-wuh-ooh-weh-ooh-weh-ooh) If you find some friends, you can find a way (It's working, we're learning) What better place to start than A? (Keep dreaming, who's screaming?) OMG, R.I.P., they just killed J (Why?) Who did it? Would it be too obvious if U did it? Q, wasn't W a witness? A letter of the law wants a consonant of interest It's time to rock, like my font was Impact Thought I smelled justice, but it was just my gym bag We're the letters who are ready for war Alphabetically speaking, we'll get some order restored I know F is looking foul, but don't throw in the towel 'Cause yes, you read correctly, we had to bring a vowel (O) Now we'll rescue A-Z, where would they be without L, M, N, O (P? P?) Well great, how many are left? (Like, half a sentence) I think we're finally F'd (With plenty X's) He'll fill a book of bodies Probably got 'em hooked on phonics H said he went to hide in his cave Did he take G and R? All I'm finding is grave Work together to spell it out Every letter come help us out (Ooh-wuh-ooh-weh-ooh-weh-ooh) Stick with your friends; you can die today (Your sentence has ended) Just get in line right behind A (Defeated, deleted) F words can't hurt us anyway Heh, who says a word couldn't hurt 'em? I got a letter to serve 'em Upper, lower, it don't matter the case Capital punishment is getting erased Flaunt your font anywhere, anyhow Remember, if it's in bold Then it's meant to be loud Because this is the war of the words You know sticks and stones are for nerds? It's "fight and flight, not "fight or flight" I gotta cross some T's and dot some I's "Fight and flight", not "fart and frick" You know we all just want some butt to kick And I have kicked plenty And taken many L's But look what that life left me And see how far I fell You had us under your spell (No jokin') No wonder that went so well (I'm hopin') That now, we'll pronounce more than ourselves And have more stories to tell And we can make some magic 'Cause together we'll spell it out Every letter come help us out (Ooh-wuh-ooh-weh-ooh-weh-ooh) Don't find your friends; go make some (It's working, I'm learning) Go find some hands and shake 'em (I'm dreaming, find meaning) You don't need to spell "friends" to make 'em