Somebody's in my orchard
Picking them my plum tree
Somebody's in my vineyard
Stealing my grapes from me
If I catch that cat
Take my gun and right to death
Somebody's is sneaking melons
All from my melon vine
Whoever grab those goodies up
He ain't no friend of mine
If I catch that cat
Take my gun and right to death
Somebody digs my fig trees
Someone loves honeydew
That someone with that sweet juice
Ain't nothing but bad news
If I catch that cat
Take my gun and right to death
Mmm, somebody likes persimmons
I see him looking back
He looked at my sweet old cheddar
Listen to his lips smack
If I catch that cat
Take my gun and right to death
Somebody ate green apples
He got a tummy aching
Somebody shook my a-peach tree
That is the last you'll shake
If I catch that cat
Take my gun and right to death
I'll catch that fat cat
Take my gun and right to death
I'll catch that fat cat
Take my gun and right that theft
