Maybelline

Maybe it’s a ruby red

Maybe midnight merlot

He’s waiting outside and those smokey eyes

Need a shade that goes

He says you sure look pretty

Then it goes downhill fast

By the time you got to the restaurant

You knew it would never last

 

What a waste of Maybelline

What a waste of shaving cream

What a waste of a little black dress big sexy hair

Brand new itty bitty underwear

Every woman knows that stuff ain’t free

What a waste of Maybelline

What a waste of Maybelline

Now this ain’t a one time story

That’s just how dating goes

Swiping left, swiping right

Checkin’ yes or no

It gets to be expensive

And a heart just can’t afford

Lookin fine for all those guys

You don’t want at your door

What a waste of Maybelline

What a waste of shaving cream

What a waste of a little black dress big sexy hair

Brand new itty bitty underwear

Every woman knows that stuff ain’t free

What a waste of Maybelline

What a waste of Maybelline

Now I’m staying in this weekend

Hanging on the couch

He says he loves me like I am

Baby there’s no doubt

We ain’t goin out

What a waste of Maybelline

What a waste of Maybelline

What a waste of a little black dress big sexy hair

And brand new itty bitty underwear

That’s a perfect Friday night

Yeah, we’re having us a real good time

Cause it’s always better when we stay at home

Where I don’t need makeup or fancy clothes

Every woman needs to hear what he tells me

What a waste of Maybelline

What a waste of Maybelline

What a waste of Maybelline