His Destiny (Legend of Zelda Link to the Past)

Well it looks like the worst finally happened Looks like I'm officially the captain Of this industry, what has gotten into me Time to cross the land and put an end to this catastrophe Looks like I've got to do a bit of everything To change the course of history, my legend is a mystery Box, locked up, like a chest hidden in the woods Lost forest is the only place I'm understood Time to get good, get right, this sword I slice My way through enemies, never think twice Cut once, these runts, I drop, I rise, precise Looking for a fight, I'll turn out the lights Despite my reservations, no hesitation Invade dimensions with the slightest provocation Load up my weapons, still a lot of steps until my destination No more stressin, time to face the fate that I'm embracin Someones on my mind, crying out for help Never stop the grind, no time to worry 'bout my health I do it for the wealth, step right into dungeons Step out, full health, no frontin See somethin, do somethin, say nothin Say I'm a hero, don't make such assumptions Here to make some quick cash while I get the bass bumpin Know it won't last, blow up fast like an eruption Death mountain, no fairy fountain Just countin my steps 'cause I'm speedrunnin Dodging traps, 'cross the map I'm slummin Smashing through walls like the Kool-Aid man comin I'm gunnin for the light, sparkle in my eyes In my favorite pair of clothes, never wear no disguise Pop the treasure trunk got some new supplies More expert than an entire enterprise Call the officials, I'm on the hunt for the crystals Saving me some maidens is oh so essential Ain't another world, you know this ain't a rental Crossed a dark path, got control of every elemental Never accidental, never on the wrong path Warpath every place I'm at, first and final contact Brain intact, no maintenance on this track Every line cut so exact Clear the path until I reach the root of all evil Feel my wrath, make sure there's no time for a sequel No equal, never fit the mold Super bomb blastin right through your stronghold Get silver, get gold, gettin cash never get old Grabbing rupees until my wallet explode Like Chris I cracked the code Stocked up all these weapons now it's time to unload