You turned me into the softest bitch I know
I used to wilt flowers, now I make them grow
I was sour, I was mean, kids would cry when they looked at me
But that all changed
Love made me approachable
Love made me sweet
It's fucking miserable
But it can't be beat
Love made me cordial
It never ends
I want to terrify you
But instead we're friends
Love made me soft
For the best
You turned me into Gandhi's little cousin
I spread peace and joy, like I'm not above them
I miss the days when I was nasty, Christians wouldn't dare to pass me
But that all changed
Love made me approachable
Love made me sweet
It's fucking miserable
But it can't be beat
Love made me cordial
It never ends
I want to terrify you
But instead we're friends
Love made me soft
For the best
