Top Gun T.G.L.C. 2023

911, What is your emergency? Help! I don't know what's wrong I'm a cheer addict and all the love is gone I'm having chest pains, severe headaches I think I might be dying Stay calm ma'am EMTGS are on the way You hear the sirens blazing Paramedics pulling up It's EMTGS here to bring the patient back with us Uh, we got a transport patient: Allstar Cheer Date of birth: Unknown We got a code 305 All units rescue and revive Buckle up and let the horns ring Cause I see an emergency Sirens blaring Running through lights, better clear the streets Emergency People staring Back up better give me 6 feet Emergency Alarms going off, units on the scene Is it life or death? It looks critical to me Oh, it's about to get medical TG let's go to the hospital Bring in the big guns Hi there, my name's Dr. Ben Winning What seems to be the problem today? I'm not sure Well then let's start with a balance test Okay I'll demonstrate, now you try it Hold your position Now swing it through Like this? I don't see any problem there Really? Cause my head is just spinning Alright, onto the next exam Sit down on the table, we got a few more checks Dr. Gun in the building Next test: Reflex Elbows, Shoulders, Knees, Toes Oh thats no good, your reactions are slow Vitals looking critical, diagnosis lethal It's the 8th dose, hope you ain't afraid of needles Don't worry, be assured You're safe inside my arms Cause I am the cure I am the remedy The cure I got the medicine With this heart of gold We're saving lives and more Cause I am the cure Wait I don't feel so good Code blue room 305 Does someone need a nurse? Your symptoms are returning Here take 3 of these And call me in the morning She's coding We need help in here now I need a ET tube, a saline bag And all hands on deck, pronto stat There's too much fluid, I need suction stat They flatlined, somebody jump in stat Where is the defibrillator Behind, Behind Live pads everybody Get back! We got a pulse So hurry stat! No time to waste Code blue Make a move and do it fast All hands on deck Pronto stat We're losing them, we're losing them Charge the paddles up to 300 Analyzing now Clear You've been revived, you've been revived Time of revival: 3:05 No shots, no meds, no therapy Just a healthy dose of TGLC We brought you back to life, back to life How does it feel? Now the world has been Revived