When I got to heaven
It was a sunny day
I got my welcome papers
From the HOA
When I got to heaven
I got a cheap cigar
I got a plastic name tag
And a little yard
When I got to heaven
There was no champagne
No smoky nightclub
And no purple rain
No Richard Pryor
Or Marilyn Monroe
And I couldn't find you
I searched high and low
When I got to heaven
I didn't see your face
I couldn't find a corner bar
To get a little taste
Oh, I got to heaven
By minding my P's and Q's
But now I'm stuck here with the crazies
Without you
When I got to heaven
The streets were all one way
The same song playing on the radio
It was groundhog day
When I got to heaven
Yeah, there was no more sin
They said you came a knockin
They wouldn't let you in
You came knock, knock, knockin
They wouldn't let you in
When I got to heaven
I didn't see your face
I couldn't find a corner bar
To get a little taste
Oh, I got to heaven
But the choir sang out of tune
Now I'm stuck here with the crazies
Without you
Hey-hey
When I got to heaven
I didn't see your face
I couldn't find a corner bar
To get a little taste
Oh, I got to heaven
But the choir sang out of tune
We're stuck singing Amy Grant songs
Without you
How could this be heaven
Without you
How the hell could this be heaven
Without you
How could this be heaven
Without you
