If I Was a Beer

I'm just sit'n at this bar stool drinking

As reality starts to sink in

That you're so pretty you're out'a my league

You'd never see yourself with a guy like me

If I was a beer

I bet you'd hold me

Press your lips against me

Tell me your story

If I was a beer

I bet you'd pour your heart out to me

If I was a beer

Now I see you dancing with him

And I can't help but thinking

That you and I could be so good together

Maybe I could be something you'd like better

If I was a beer

I bet you'd hold me

Press your lips against me

Tell me your story

If I was a beer

I bet you'd pour your heart out to me

If I was a beer

Bet your friends would even like me

Bet they'd even invite me

To every single party

Even throw one for me

Raise their glasses and cheer cheer cheer

If I was a beer

I bet you'd hold me

Press your lips against me

Tell me your story

If I was a beer

I bet you'd pour your heart out to me

If I was a beer

I bet you'd hold me

Press your lips against me

Tell me your story

If I was a beer

I bet you'd pour your heart out to me

If I was a beer

If I was a beer