If I Was a Beer

I'm just sit'n at this bar stool drinking As reality starts to sink in That you're so pretty you're out'a my league You'd never see yourself with a guy like me If I was beer I bet you'd hold me Press your lips against me Tell me your story If I was a beer I bet you'd pour your heart out to me If I was a beer Now I see you dancing with him And I can't help but thinking That you and I could be so good together Maybe I could be something you'd like better If I was beer I bet you'd hold me Press your lips against me Tell me your story If I was a beer I bet you'd pour your heart out to me If I was a beer Bet your friends would even like me Bet they'd even invite me To every single party Even throw one for me Raise their glasses and cheer cheer cheer If I was beer I bet you'd hold me Press your lips against me Tell me your story If I was a beer I bet you'd pour your heart out to me If I was a beer I bet you'd hold me Press your lips against me Tell me your story If I was a beer I bet you'd pour your heart out to me If I was a beer If I was beer If I was beer If I was beer If I was beer