Three Little Maids

But wait we're forgetting...

I think there's a cactus...

Before

The road trip

When they're driving to Terror Lake

They drive--

They drive through a cactus patch!

They drive through a cactus patch!

Right?!

Right, right right right!

Homer's like:

"Hey everybody---want to drive through that cactus patch?"

And they're like:

"Yay!"

While Sideshow Bob is hanging on underneath the car:

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"

That's right, they-- they drive through a cactus field singing Gilbert and Sullivan

"Three little something something school girls we"

"Three little maids from school are we!

Something something something something"

They're singing Gilbert and Sullivan

Because, yes, at the end

Because at the end, at the very end, Sideshow Bob performs H.M.S. Pinafore

The entire Gilbert and Sullivan opera

And at some point, at some point him and Bart are doing a duet together

"Nope never..."

"Nope never never never..."

Yeah, yeah, it's like

"No never?"

Yeah

"No never"

And Bart's like

"What never?"

"What no never?"

"No never!"

"No never?"

"No never!"

And he's like

Sailors never never never get sick at sea!

I'm never, never sick at sea!

What, never?

No, never!

What, never?

Well, hardly ever!

He's hardly ever sick at sea!

Aha, yes!

Nice

An aficionado, eh?

Worse than that, I'm afraid:

I belong to a small amateur society

Does that mean you can do "School Girls"?

I have played Pooh-Bah in The Mikado, twice

Let's hear it!

You certain?

Because the terrible truth is, you really only have to ask me once

Yes!

Hit me

Bring it!

Three little maids from school are we

Pert as a schoolgirl well can be

Filled to the brim with girlish glee

Three little maids from school

Everything is a source of fun

Doo doodaloo doodaloo doodaloo

Nobody's safe, for we care for none

Doo doodaloo doodaloo doodaloo

Life is a joke that's just begun

Doo doodaloo doodaloo doodaloo

Three little maids from school

Three little maids who all unwary

Come from a ladies' seminary

Freed from its genius tutelary

Three little maids from school

Three little maids from school!