Cat's Pyjamas

This whole life malarkey is a bit of a faff

I think I want my money back

I'd rather spend it on a heart attack

I can't find a wife, my car keys or a plastic bag

That wouldn't make a lovely face mask

Maybe that could make a feeling last

I can't stop thinking 'bout how I just wanna die

It's hard to not fantasise

When all the adverts make it look so nice

I can't stop thinking 'bout how I just wanna die

It's hard to not fantasise

When all the adverts make it look so nice

Morality's a fickle figment of everyone's imagination

Humanity is a vicious illness immune to any medication

Divinity's around the corner, but so is our annihilation

Oh dear, what a delightful way to wake up in the middle of the night

Wish I could believe in an afterlife

'Cause it would make such a lovely lullaby

I'm sick of seeing binary and finding the flaws in it all

Guess I better go find myself another lost cause

I'm sure one'll turn up in the last place I look

I can't stop thinking 'bout how I just want to die

It's hard to not fantasise

When all the adverts make it look so nice

I can't stop thinking 'bout how I just want to die

It's hard to not fantasise

When all the adverts make it look so nice