Cry Christmas

Another try not to cry Christmas Another try not to cry Christmas The little ones are all but shunned at that strangely degrading kids table The mistletoe says, "No, you don't need a kiss, you need divorce papers" The turkey's dry and grandpa's high on oxycontin pumpkin pie Oh me, oh my, what a gong show Ho, ho, ho It's just another try not to cry Christmas It's just another try not to cry Christmas And when I tell my eyes, "Don't you cry, it's Christmas" What do they do? Oh, they monsoon And Uncle John Goes on and on About QAnon and Armageddon John, shut up and your girlfriend too She's 21 and all coked out dude (ha, ha) Phewf, Thank god John and the blonde's gone But so is the innocence from being young No more sugar plum fun, rum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum It's just another try not to cry Christmas It's just another try not to cry Christmas And when I tell my eyes not to cry on Christmas What do they do? Oh, they monsoon (Crу, crу Christmas) (Crу, crу) (Crу, crу Christmas) (Crу, crу Christmas) (Crу, crу Christmas) Cry, cry Christmаs Cry, cry Christmаs Cry, cry Christmаs Cry, cry Cry, cry Christmаs Cry, cry Christmаs Cry, cry Christmаs Cry, cry Ahem-ahem, so the rain falls down and the snow turns brown And the sun comes out, it's a winter drought And the climate bleeds and screams and pleas, "Sing with me" One, two, three Another try not to cry Christmas It's another try not to cry Christmas