i heart the internet

The way my mother posts

Keeps me from going home

The way you take my calls

It's just like my father does

Wrote you a letter in september

Don't read it though

I love myself on the internet

But that's all though

Ooh, I love myself on the internet

Ooh, I found myself at your door again

It's all set up, it's all said and done

But I'm lost on my phone again

It's all comin' down my roses get stuck

I'd rather be stuck on the line again

Beep-beep, beep-beep

The things I call my own

I never found 'em from my own home

But if I knew how to make my bed

I wouldn't sleep so close to the edge

Write me a letter

If I'm sober will I read it? No

I hate myself when I'm hungover

I guess that's how it goes

Ooh, I love myself on the internet

Ooh, I found myself at your door again

It's all set up, it's all said and done

But I'm lost on my phone again

It's all comin' down my roses get stuck

I'd rather be stuck on the line again

Now I'm stuck on the line again

Now I'm stuck on the line again

It's all set up, it's all said and done

But I'm lost on my phone again

It's all coming down my roses get stuck

I'd rather be stuck on the line again

Ooh, I love myself on the internet

Ooh, I found myself at your door again

Beep-beep, beep-beep

Now I'm stuck on the line again

Beep-beep, beep-beep

Now I'm stuck on the line again

Beep-beep, beep-beep

Now I'm stuck on the line again