F*****g Married

My ex just got married

So I put myself on ice

And I know that I stopped caring

But I don't think that sounds nice

And it's too bad that I'm not sad

I'm dead inside, but at least I'm

Not fucking married

'Cause I'm so cute, I'm twenty-two

And I've got so much left to do

You turned twenty-three, got that degree

Get out the door, get on that knee

And get fucking married

And it don't hurt to make it work

But I'm not you and it's not June

So I'm good with waiting

Did Virgin Mary make it scary?

Was it too hard to last 'til thirty?

Jehovah's Witness in your business

It's not you, it's all the tension

To get fucking married

I wish you the best, but that sounds like shit

And I'm so glad that I'm not it

'Cause I'm so cute, I'm twenty-two

And I've got so much left to do

You turned twenty-three, got that degree

Get out the door, get on that knee

'Cause I'm so cute, I'm twenty-two

And I've got so much left to do

You turned twenty-three, got that degree

Get out the door, get on that knee

And get fucking married

I say amen to you

I guess it's what a man's gotta do

Guess it's what a man's gotta do

Here comes the bride

Heaven's looking forward to you

Heaven's looking forward to you

I say amen to you

I guess it's what a man's gotta do

Guess it's what a man's gotta do

Heaven's looking forward to you

Guess it's what a man's gotta do

Guess it's what a man's gotta do