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We’ll always be on time, we’ll come and see you

We’re here to feed your mind, we help you feel alright

And at discount price, we’ll come and free you

T’s & C’s apply, we help you feel alright

We’ll always be on time, we’ll come and see you

We’re here to feed your mind, we help you feel alright

And at discount price, we’ll come and free you

T’s & C’s apply, we help you feel alright

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Welcome to Afroforum

Our clients, we go agro for ‘em

And we don’t lack no decorum

Nah ah, we are Afroforum

Where everybody gets their mind blown

We know your past is survival

We know your future is a light show

So check your bags at arrival

Where your brown skin is loved

Do your 30-day trial and you’re down with the club

And it doesn’t matter if you’re on the ground or above

If you need a place to stay then we have found you a hub

And it’s right here

We’re here to make dreams out your nightmares

We’re here to make schemes out your ideas

Say it with me now, “I care.”

Say it with me now, “I care.”

Alright, now, sign here

“And my initials on the line?” Yeah

We’ll always be on time, we’ll come and see you

We’re here to feed your mind, we help you feel alright

And at discount price, we’ll come and free you

T’s & C’s apply, we help you feel alright

We’ll always be on time, we’ll come and see you

We’re here to feed your mind, we help you feel alright

And at discount price, we’ll come and free you

T’s & C’s apply, we help you feel alright

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Cool, so this is somewhat of a mission statement

To instil confidence and make our vision blatant

With specials for the rich bitch and the pissing vagrant

And job opportunities if we have a position vacant

Only black, though. Sorry, but don’t be acting so surprised

A whole system’s designed to make homies act slow; truly

And make them black O-U-T

And not extend its privilege to us, absolutely not

So be with us or be a charlatan

What, you don’t think the other side is unifying?

The motherfucking VF Plus is in the parliament

With the grandson of a tyrant, but you’re relying

On so & so and such & such,

To do this and that with what-the-fuck

Hoping they don’t fuck it up

They look at that and say we’re morally corrupt

Conveniently forgetting who’s historically corrupt, huh

How ironic. By the way, I'm SoniQ

The CEO, chairperson, creative director, financial advisor, social outreach ambassador, spokesperson, security personnel and receptionist at Afroforum

Peace