Before He Cheats

Right now, he's probably slow dancin' With some bleached blond twink Who's trying to get frisky Right now, he's probably buyin' him Some fruity little drink 'Cause he can't shoot whiskey Right now, he's probably up behind him With his pool stick showin' him How to shoot a combo And he don't know That I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive I carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights I slashed a hole into all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Right now, he's probably up doing Some white-trash version of Some Cher karaoke Right now, he's probably sayin' "I'm drunk" and my man's thinkin' That he's gonna get lucky Right now, he's probably dabbin' on about Three dollars worth of That bathroom Polo And he don't know That I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive I carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights I slashed a hole into all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Before he cheats He don't know He don't know He don't know He don't know He don't know Naw he don't know That I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive I carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights I slashed a hole into all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Before he cheats Before he cheats