Horse People

You can pick 'em out of any crowd They dress the part an' wear it proud Sometimes you can even smell 'em They got dirt an mud and other crap Clinging to their boots and hats An' dogs ridin' in the truck with 'em Their always stacking hay and changin' tires Fixing things with bailing wire And overhaulin' overused tack And every single thing on the place Is dead broke or broken Everything they own's for sale for cash Horse people they're just a little different than most people Bow legged boot stompin' stall muckers Tired and tuckered goin' broke trying to feed A bunch a four legged buckers Horse people God bless em They're addicted like a junkie to a needle And I've discovered that most of 'em like Horses more than they like people There's nothing in their fridge to eat It's full of bute and Banamine, penicillin ivermectin They live on Burger King and Taco Bell The dash is loaded down with bills from farriers and veterinarians And they can tell ya every pedigree Of every single steed they ever bought sold trained or traded Oh and none of them are full of bull or Slightly egotistical or overly opinionated yeah right Horse people they're just a little different than most people Bow legged boot stompin' stall muckers Tired and tuckered goin' broke Trying to feed a bunch a four legged buckers Horse people God bless em They're addicted like a junkie to a needle And I've discovered that most of 'em like Horses more than they like people They got palominos paints and bays Sorrels duns roans and grays Stacks o' saddles bits and bridles They can't pass up an auction barn a for sale sign on Anything that runs on diesel Horse people we're just a little different than most people We'd trade a kidney for a load of good alfalfa Yeah we're all about to go broke Trying to feed a bunch a four legged buckers Horse people God help us we're addicted like a junkie to a needle And I've discovered most of us like horses more than we like people Horse People