Jack and Jill

I bet you know the story of Jack and Jill

How Jack went tumbling down that hill

But did you know that he didn't trip

Rather he was shoved

He had been falling for years

Since the day he met her he was head over heels

But did she even know who he was

She barely ever said his name and

She would barely care when he would look her way

If she caught his stare, he would glance away

And she would keep on carrying on with her day

While he was fighting for air

It's not fair what she's wearing

He mutters a prayer in despair

But no God's not there Voltaire

But there's apparently angels

Cuz there's one sitting at his table

Every fourth block

And he prays

Oh archangels

Hey it's me again

I need a favor

But before I begin

I'm so sorry

That I can't help to sin

But this one lady

Steals the blood from my head

And my brain falls to my jeans

And I feel like I can't think cuz I'm just

Busy being dizzy is she worth it

Make her see me

Or make this mania end

Less I'll go crazy

Cuz I'm Fallin

Jack was walking to class one day

Down the same round about kinda backwards way

That he would walk to pass her

But the jocks were faster

So he doubted he would get the courage to ask her out

But now she's all alone

Not even fumbling with her phone

Jack here's your moment

Don't dare you blow it

It's right in front of your face and you know it boy

Now his palms are sweaty

And his hearts beating fast like a gat

A-ratatat tat oh crap

Now she sees him coming and

His hearts a thumping

So he stammers something

Oh Archangels

Hey it's me again

I need a favor

I don't know where to begin

What's the right words

God forbid I sin

Oh shit she's talking

Hey this band that I'm in

Is real cool and we got some tunes

And I know you like your Stones and Who so

Maybe I'm just crazy

But it's worth it

For you to check us out

We play this weekend

Will I see you in the crowd

Because

Everybody

Knows that I am oh

So goddamn crazy

Goddamn crazy bout you

And everybody

Knows I wrote these songs

About a lady

And that lady is you

And my brain falls to my jeans

And I feel like I can't think cuz I'm just

Busy being dizzy

But your worth it

Whatcha say girl

I think you're into me

Baby can I take you home

But she says

She's so sorry

But she's not who she seems

And she has known this

Since she was only 16

She wants a favor

Can I take her to meet

My next door neighbor

Cuz she looks cute on the scene

And her brain falls to her jeans

And she feels like she can't think cuz she's so

Busy being dizzy is she worth it

She'll never see me

As nothing more than a friend

But who's that lady

And Jack's falling again