I Hate Cowboys

I hate cowboys Their hats just look so stupid Hate their wranglers and their boots And all them jukebox, red dirt songs Man, I hate cowboys They think they're scared of nothin' Run their mouths about bulls buckin' But eight seconds ain't that long I wish they'd stay their ass at home 'Cause they think that they're John Wayne walking through the door Turnin' every head, including yours Pretty thing that's never seen one before That's got a thing for bad guys, yeah They ask her to dance while you're at the bar Starts talking 'bout them Texas stars Next thing you know, you got a broken heart She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys Now they're gone, just like the wind He took a hard one on the chin And I still ended up on the losing end 'Cause they think that they're John Wayne walking through the door Turnin' every head, including yours Pretty thing that's never seen one before That's got a thing for bad guys, yeah They ask her to dance while you're at the bar Starts talking 'bout them Texas stars Next thing you know, you got a broken heart She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys Yeah, I hate cowboys I hear they ain't all bad, and that might be true But the ones I run into Man, they think that they're John Wayne walking through the door Turnin' every head, including your Pretty thing that's never seen one before That's got a thing for bad guys, yeah They ask her to dance while you're at the bar Starts talking 'bout them Texas stars Next thing you know, you got a broken heart She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys, yes, I do Yeah, that's why I hate cowboys From Texarkana to Oklahoma Up in Montana to California While she's yours, you better hold on tight 'Cause once she rides into the night You'll hate cowboys Just like I hate cowboys, yeah