So What?

But let's say we did find out that music is coming to us from aliens

I don't know that's gonna change anything at all

I'm excited for the aliens, I'm excited for the grand revelation of the Galactic brotherhood, or

Sisterhood, or fraternity, or sorority, or whatever the fuck it is

Council, whatever it may be

I'm excited for that but I don't know how much it's gonna change anything

When it comes to being a human

I think it's just gonna create a nice couple of years

Probably where we're all like holy shit part of the galactic federation

But then you're gonna get annoyed

I don't know if anything changes that much

Do you ever think about that like–? The grand–

Let's say the Buddha does show up, let's say the grand thing happens

That Jesus rides in on the lion or whatever, the thing is shown, the great unveiling

You know, then what?

You're still gonna end out on a UFO, flying through space

You go to the bathroom and some asshole pissed on the seat

And you're gonna be like what the fuck is wrong with people?

Ha-ha-ha. you know what I mean, you're still in the human form and

You're still stuck, you're still dealing with the same problems

Won't go away. I'm telling you man, this is the truth. When I...

The first time I talked to Ram Das I said, "Are you my guru?"

He goes, "Yes. Now what?"

Ha-ha-ha-ha, it was so awesome

Just popped the balloon in the most brilliant way

Showing me like okay, sure. You're still just in the situation you were prior

Nothing is changing here other than you know

Whatever you though was going to save you

Here or there, that or this thing, it really isn't

And that's the pro–, that's the–, that's the essence of it all, isn't it?

It's still just the moment. Whatever it may be, the world is flat

We find out the world is flat

The world is actually flat and we're surrounded by ice walls

And on the other side of the ice walls is where the aliens live. So what?

You still have to eat, you still have to figure out a way to get food into your stomach

And find shelter and you still have to have all the same stuff that you're dealing with

Meaning to me, that that's where the liberation is, is because

You begin to realize you're still probably gonna run into the same problem

There might not be a way out through technology

Magic, or any external saving factor

Threesomes, that's the answer, threesomes. That'll do it, that'll do it

It'll be threesomes. That's what's missing from my life

Well, then you want like a six-some or something

You know what I mean? Oh that's not enough

And next thing you know you've got a fucking neural implant

And you're experiencing what it's like to have fifty thousand dicks getting sucked by black holes

And you're like, "This isn't enough"

These black holes are actually not very good at giving blow jobs

Hey, I can't get out, I can't get out, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Matter of time, if you're a god you're gonna eventually go

"Wonder what happens if you put your dick in one those things?"

No, that's the trick, you put your dick in a black hole as a god

It sucks you and blows you out on the other side as a big bang

And that's probably what we all are

We're the shattered fragment of a god that stuck its dick in a black hole

That's all of everything we are, ha-ha-ha-ha

For me like having kids and a family, has been revelatory for me

Because sitting around the table with my family just eating biscuits

And listening to like country music, we're in the South

I have experienced the highest state of ecstasy and

Connection with the divine than any of the crazy things

That I have done as I've attempted to gratify my senses, you know?

Gathering around a dinner table with people you love is older than anything

You know, it's like an ocean. It's a–, this is been something that has been going on

For as long as humans have been wandering around

We sit together and we eat and hopefully we look across the fire or the table

At each other and love each other and laugh

And then which is why when you finally do get lucky enough

That you're no longer stuck in your phone or

Trying to find just the perfect match of psychedelics and fucking, and music

You get lucky enough that you find yourself just doing something normal like that

You might have the most incredible relief when you see oh shit, right

This is it. Nothing's really changed that much. This is it, this is where it's at

All the other stuff, fireworks, fireworks show

That to me is something really beautiful

I like to make breakfast for the kids. I'm sitting around the table with these wonderful kids

We're eating and playing some music that my mom really liked

And I'm realizing, in the connection between me and my kids

And in that cooking for them, and in the music, and suddenly I realize

This is my mom, this is my mom. Now, this is my mom, I'm with my mom

I'm eating with my mom right now, and right when I thought that

Flores looks up from his pancakes and goes, "You found me"

Ha-ha-ha, it was so wild, you know, it was just that moment of like, "Oh right"

You didn't go anywhere, this is–, this was always you anyway

You, mom. This is all moms. This is all the moms

All the moms who aren't–, haven't come to be–, or aren't in their body anymore

You'll find them in those moments where you are just for a second giving

'Cause that's what the feminine does, I mean

There is, in the universe, a thing that we call mothers

That will hold you when you're crying and love you

And the great news is, when your mom drops her body, she's still there

If you want hope, the hope is, guess what? You're the one at the wheel here

You're the one who can hello, you're the one who can

Get back on your meditation question, or, you know, get back to you therapist

Or get back to your exercise routine, or get back to all of the above

You're the one who can do that, that's the great hope

Try to find harmony in your house and in your home

Try to find peace in your home and–, because that's where the real change will come from

And it doesn't have to be like blood relatives or anything like that, it's your community

It's the people around you. It might be your cats

It might–, you know–, who know what it is, it might be your relationship with yourself

But that's the hope part. That's the hope part. I mean, because

Let's imagine that it goes the opposite direction then what everyone's saying

Let imagine one of these fucking UFO's flies over the planet

Cools it down to the right temperature, sucks all of the carbon out of the atmosphere. Gives it–

Puts some oil into ground, whatever it may be. You know, evaporates all the oligarchs and tyrants, fascists

Whatever it may be, let's imagine it happens that way. So what?

You're still going to be of much greater benefit to the people around you

If you've found a way to be peaceful and kind

Either way if you want to find like a rutter for the shit of your existence

Of your incarnation, I think that rutter is exactly what Ram Das said

We work on ourselves so we can help the people around us

That's the hope, that's all, that's the only hope