Drunk Sluts

Don't understand a gal' need much lightly Never sure quite what they wanna hear They're all hittin' up the club Drinkin' real expensive buck All I really wanted was some beer Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts Can't hold their lips, so they stick bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be, no gal' would have shade on me Now I only sing to me Drunk sluts They say girls comin' up these days are looser One date with them they let you spend a night I click on the internet watching million different porno clips So far I ain't seen the same girl twice Drunk sluts, they're drivin me nuts Can't hold their lips so they stick a bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be, no girl would have shade on me Now I only sing to me, drunk sluts I know I'm gettin' older, and every gal' can't be like these Don't get me wrong I like to fuck but it's easier sometimes to pee Girls these days want the dj, not the singer Some douchebag scratching breast up like a moose I'm too distracted to flirt, they're wearing really short skirts You can squint, I can pretty much see her cooch Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts Can't hold their lips, so they stick a bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be no girl would have shade on me Now I only sing to me, doesn't give a shit to me Now I only sing to me, drunk sluts