Three Strikes

'Cause it's once, twice, three strikes a felony If I keep on messing around, this drinking will get the best of me It's once, twice, three strikes a felony Who knows if my luck runs out, I guess we'll have to wait and see Pass the bottle gotta top off my big gulp Hit the throttle bet you can't make this thing jump Never left all four wheels in that LTD Cleared the tracks, but wrapped it round the old oak tree 'Cause it's once, twice, three strikes a felony If I keep on messing around, this drinking will get the best of me It's once, twice, three strikes a felony Who knows if my luck runs out, I guess we'll have to wait and see Call up Johnny tie his wench up to that stump Tires peeling soon as that old clutch got dumped It broke loose that bumper's flying straight at me I ducked, but it got lodged in that cop's windscreen She called c'mon I said I will be there quick Asked a favor, but my buddy can't drive stick Closed my tab and said Hey pass me back those keys They did not advise, but I've got gals to please 'Cause it's once, twice, three strikes a felony If I keep on messing around, this drinking will get the best of me It's once, twice, three strikes a felony Who knows if my luck runs out, I guess we'll have to wait and see Yeah, Who knows if my luck runs out I guess we'll have to wait and see