One Monkey Can Stop a Show

I was laying down one night, I was listening to the radio This song came on, talking 'bout one month, I don't stop, no show When I heard this song, y'all, it sound like me One woman won't do, uh, she got to have three One woman to pick him up, ah, one woman laying down One woman to fix the food, one to hurt, two not around Be careful, man, the one to cook dinner for you 'Cause there ain't no telling, boy, what she might do to you She'll take a breath one morning, she'll bring it to your bed If you feed it to your dog, your dog will fall dead Now here's one thing I want you to know One monkey can stop a show Oh, yes, he can, one monkey can stop a show Don't want you to be like my friend Paul up in Rockland, Maine The woman caught him cheating, ha, and she cut off his dangling Now when he go to the bathroom, he has to sit down and pee It hurt him so bad when he go all in the sea Woo-wee! That's what you get, y'all, when you spread yourself too thin You get caught up on the losing end There's one thing I wanna tell you, boy Boy, I go, one monkey can stop a show Uh-huh, one monkey can stop a show Talk about the train keep on rolling, but the train can be stopped One woman get jealous and knock you off your block Too many eyes in the fire, you're gonna get burned, yeah Too many cooks in the kitchen, what a lesson you learned Too much water in a glass, ha, it'll overflow Three in one, ha, just won't go Here's one thing I want you to know One monkey can stop a show Oh, yes, he can One monkey can stop a show One monkey can stop a show Tell y'all, tell y'all One monkey can stop a show I'm talking 'bout She'll take a little gooby dust Sprank it all around your bed Wake up the next morning, find your ownself dead That's why I say one monkey Can stop a show, oh yeah One monkey Can stop a show Oh, yes, she can One monkey can stop a show