It was once said,

"No tree can grown tall enough to reach the heavens,

unless its roots also are deep enough to reach hell"

I pray upon everything holy

Give me the strength to refrain from slayin this child

I feel only disdain when I hold him

He cannot be tamed

He will lay in wait and prey upon everything holy

As he matures and grows stronger

I’m sure I’ll no longer contain or control him

He was born in the darkness

The spawn of an angel and Count Drac

Deformed with a halo and horns

And spina bifida protruding from the child’s back

The seed was planted in the Gardens of South Sac

GBC: he will never renounce that

He ascended, descended then he bounced back

Had the Siccness, he needed to announce that

X-Raided: watch how you spell and pronounce that

This is the origin story of a nefarious orphan

Recorded historically, verbally passed down

Reported by various sources

They found him abandoned in the place where they buried the corpses

He conferred with the scariest sorceress

They consorted and harnessed the power of the light and darkness

and married the forces

Now he causes disturbances on the earth

He brought all his victims to slaughter

He is the author of sicknesses, wicked intentions

impervious to holy water

Behold a pale horse in the sky

Chariots of fire ridden by hideous horsemen

He himself is Halitosis, the breath of hell

So foul and atrocious

He founded a fortress surrounded by torches

Declared he would never experience homelessness

Located Pandora's Box and he opened it

Unleashing curses upon the misfortunate

Swore he would never again be subordinate

Hurt by the hopelessness felt in the orphanage

Driven to madness by mockery, laughter and sadness

Whatever he touches he scorches it

Pastors and rabbis invoke prophecies

Decreed ordinances with divine enforcement

(Hocus pocus)

Causing war like Guinevere

A smokeless fire Jinn appeared and this was spoken

"Come to the light and repent or remain in the darkness

In hell with the berated, degraded and heartless

The longer you’re there

the more of what’s left of your spirit will decay or harden

Perhaps it’s a fact that the rapture has started

If that’s the case, there’s no escaping the harvest

Why lose all your faith and say prayers regardless?

You practiced black magic and said it was harmless

Created a fracture in the vacuum of space

through which they attacked you and that’s how you became a target

The hex only works when you rehearse the verses

then cast it with passion and say it with harshness

'Rip out a hater’s entrails

Slit an angel’s throat and let the blood drain in a pail

Mix with snakes, snails and alligator tails'

It’s an incantation, it’s a calibrated spell

Disguised as a Psalm, you may state it as well

You’ve summoned upon us an ominous tale

that can only be told by the mayor of hell

who was there when the dark lord and savior rebelled

Banished from Jannah on the day that he fell

Confronted by angels Jibril and Mikail

Sentenced to dwell in fire for eternity

inhale burning flesh and savor the smell

He only behaves when ensnared in a cell

Beware of the evil he’s prepared to unveil

if he’s ever released from the place where he’s held

No escape, there’s not even a prayer in hell

It is written:

"There shall come a day when all will be judged

A bridge will be laid across hell on which there are clamps and hooks

Some of the Believers will cross the bridge in the blink of an eye

without any harm coming to them

others will cross safely but they will suffer some harm

and some will try to cross the bridge but will fall down into the fire

The Believers will say

'Ya Allah! Save our brothers

for they prayed, fasted and also did good deeds with us'

He will say

'Go and take out of hell anyone in whose heart you find faith equal to the weight of an atom'

And so they will take out all of those whom they will recognize