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Play an empty room every night Cup into the mic, fuck the sound guy Tell all your "fans" big things are coming Split the fucking pit, put generic line here What the fuck is up Sydney? This is a Generic metalcore song Hey man let's start a band I'll be the front man cause I ain't fucking play bass We are gonna write some heavy shit I just hope my skinny jeans still fit! Still fit We just want to know Can we buy likes and streams? So, we can be the most popular metalcore band Then all the chicks will say "Hey, they really do have some fans" Played our first show on a Tuesday night In a room used to sell old chairs Only three mates and the janitor we paid Stayed to watch our four-song set So, we photoshopped the crowd Synchronized our stage moves Let's go another round I wanna play that riff I stole from that little known "Parkway" band Play an empty room every night Cup into the mic, fuck the sound guy Tell all your "fans" big things are coming Split the fucking pit, put generic line here Play an empty room every night Never cup the mic, respect the sound guy Got a t-shirt out, 80 bucks for Gildan Split the fucking pit, side to fucking side here We're getting big now! Our main track Over one thousand streams Offered a big show Five hundred bucks to play But there is drama Our bassist Has been accused of sexual misconduct! What do we do? We gotta end the band But not before We play a final show at Crowbar What the fuck is up Sydney This is our last song It is time To kill everyone Split this room Side to fucking side Crowd kill your grandma FUCK SHIT UP!!!!!! "Play car bomb" "Get the fuck off" "You guys' suck"