Bumpkin came in '08 to make your bones shake

Coke face way back when rappers had no mates

Slow lane, just a bunch of drunkard and an ex-con

I couldn't get a job and I don't wanna fucking get one

Except one, I sell powder like I'm proud of it

Gram, teenth, Henry or an ounce of it

I can't pronounce the number that I made or the amount from it

All I know is every album came out of shit

Wow, it seems all different

I see-saw switched and I seem more distant

Each thought lives in a pig flesh sack

Full of meat in the street and a neat pork piston

Settle down, prepare for us, calm now, pass out

Break your leg and have a dance round

Your best mates got your best mates arm round

Get your finest crockery and cutlery and plants out

I've been sitting here ticking along while you been nicking little bits of my songs

Little fish in a pond, drink piss, get the pig if you want

But you can never swim an inch in my pond

I stick a dick in your sock

Pull your pants down, roll you down a hill

Hold you down and make you take a whole amount of pills

Lock you in a flat with crack addicts

With shat plants, asthma attacks and smack damage

It's either a nice spot to piss in or dry spot to sit in

You ain't seen the life what you living

Decorate your eyesight, different when I was in prison

Crystals in Brighton for Bristols who didn't

'Cause I ain't got time for lazy, I act like a slob and I'm crazy

'Cause you ain't seen the cogs turn and make me, maybe

You ain't got the purse cost or stirred pot of what's worth to pay me

Baby, baby, the world is ours and it can kick you in the tits and add a service charge

Spread the kids on you, mmm, what's the word, visage?

It's a first class fist in your dirty arse

Sorry for crass words, I'm like this, but I just can't be bothered with politeness

I'm so conscious of your judgement; it's pissing me off

I'm not happy

No, fuck off

Fuck off

I've been sitting here ticking along while you been nicking little bits of my songs

Little fish in a pond, drink piss, get the pig if you want

But you can never swim an inch in my pond

I stick a dick in your sock

Pull your pants down, roll you down a hill

Hold you down and make you take a whole amount of pills

Lock you in a flat with crack addicts

With shat plants, asthma attacks and smack damage

I've been sitting here ticking along while you been nicking little bits of my songs

Little fish in a pond, drink piss, get the pig if you want

But you can never swim an inch in my pond

I stick a dick in your sock

Pull your pants down, roll you down a hill

Hold you down and make you take a whole amount of pills

Lock you in a flat with crack addicts

With shat plants, asthma attacks and smack damage