Tonight I'm gonna visit our mutual friends
Gonna tell them my own version of events
You can be the bad guy this time and I'll be good
To our mutual friends it will be well understood
Tonight I'm gonna tell them 'bout how it went down
Put an end to all the rumours that been flying around
There'll be no question who was wrong or who was right
Gonna set the record straighter than it's ever been tonight
I'm gonna call the kids about a quarter past five
I know that's a little early but I'm sure you'll survive
Yeah Mama said man you gotta lift your game
But our mutual friends will love me just the same
I don't need to talk until I'm blue in the face
Not gonna take me very long to make them see it my way
If I were you I wouldn't bother with a made-up defence
You're never gonna pull the wool over our mutual friends
I'm gonna drop the kids about a quarter past five
I don't want them to see me when the day becomes night
You made it pretty easy when you kept your own name
Now I kinda hope our daughter does the same
If only you could take back all the things you said
But the damage is done you put the image in their heads
Wonder how you're gonna feel when you're beginning again
Wonder how you're gonna face our mutual friends
Yeah I wonder what you'll say to our mutual friends
Wonder if they're gonna stay our mutual friends
