Blackout Betty

Why you gotta show your ass like that?

Wake up smelling like you smoked three packs

Your teeth are all fuzzy and your mouth taste bad

What time did you throw up?

Lost your keys and you lost your phone

Last night's makeup, still half on

And you don't even know how you got home

It's time for you to grow up

Blackout Betty

Blackout Betty

I'm starting to notice those smokers' lines

Your hands start shaking 'bout a quarter past 5:00

Why can't I have just one glass of wine?

Yeah, I'm a real piece of shit sometimes

Blackout Betty

If I had a dollar every time you said we

Never doing that, never doing that

Never doing that again

Circles on your eyes, bruises on your thighs

You're taking your regret and pouring it on ice

Blackout Betty

If I had a dime for every time you said we

Never doing that, never doing that

Never doing that

Here we go again

Blackout Betty

Blackout Betty

Blackout Betty