Country Dance

I ain't going out there, I don't dance You'll never see me giving that a chance I'd rather find a bar stool and watch you kick it out on the floor But the way them jeans are hugging on your hips It's really got me going, I'll admit My toes are tapping, now my hands are clapping Girl, you're about to make me a fool 'Cause I'm scooting, we're booting and Jägermeister-shooting To the best damn Brooks and Dunn do-si honky-tonking song And trippin' and scuffin', it's a good thing I be buzzing Otherwise, these two left feet wouldn't be right where they belong With my hand in your back pocket Yeah, try it before you knock it Did I die and go to heaven in a country bar? Doing a country dance with you Well, there's a dude beside me in this line It looks like he must come here all the time Now he's turning left, I'm turning right, oh no Baby, here we go Yeah, I'm scooting, we're booting and Jägermeister shooting To the best damn Brooks and Dunn do-si honky-tonking song And trippin' and scuffin', it's a good thing I be buzzing Otherwise, these two left feet wouldn't be right where they belong With my hand in your back pocket Yeah, try it before you knock it Did I die and go to heaven in a country bar? Doing a country dance with you I'm a Johnny, I'm a Waylon guy There ain't much more what meets the eye But when it comes to you, I guess I'll do whatever it is you want me to Just look at me move Yeah, I'm scooting, we're booting and Jägermeister shooting To the best damn Brooks and Dunn do-si honky-tonking song I'm trippin' and scuffin', it's a good thing I be buzzing Otherwise, these two left feet wouldn't be right where they belong With my hand in your back pocket Yeah, try it before you knock it Did I die and go to heaven in a country bar? Doing a country dance in a country bar Doing a country dance with you