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Stand Up Comedy
1,406
Hip-Hop/Rap
Stand Up Comedy was released on June 14, 2023 by hssndusqooq records as a part of the album Stand Up Comedy - Single
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Release DateJune 14, 2023
Labelhssndusqooq records
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM117

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Alexander Martin Schor
Alexander Martin Schor
Songwriter

Lyrics

(Hey, hey) what a wonderful kind of day
If we could learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You gotta listen to your-
I'm not even funny, they just laugh 'cause' I'm dumb as hell
I'm a broke boy, stealing coins out the wishing well
All driven like a Ram truck, that's my personnel
I just wanna touch two M's, like how summer's spelled
Oof, man, I want a couple bands
I'm AC at the North Pole, I got too many fans
That girl so bad, you couldn't begin to understand
Call me Abdul-Jabbar, Kareem-ing in my pants
I wanna touch myself, but I'm in public
So I can't be out here touchin' myself
I'm not a narcissist, I'm just in love with myself
(Hold up) Wait, damn, that's kinda the same thing
Walk in, I'm hella fly, y'all maggots
Sex or a dad, for both I don't have it
Ha-ha, that's a joke, I'm Bob Saget
They like "How you get rich?" I rob f- (Woah) old people
Y'all thought I was gonna say it?
Nah, ha-ha-ha
Man, that would end my entire career
Didn't even start yet
I'm a white wife beater in a black wife beater
I'mma turn a four-door whip to a two-seater
Take out the back seat, put in a pool with a heater
I go to ASU 'cause I'm an innovation leader
Nah, I'm probably a dumbass
Beat off before the sex, or else I cum fast
Bury, penetrate it, she screamed, I'm like a thumb tack
She's like a whale, ass fat and she humpback
Gangnam style, oppa gangnam style (oppa)
Wrist over wrist, hit it gangnam style
Paper on me, but no thanks to file
I make quotes but most sainger vile
Told airport security "I have a bomb" (wait)
I just airballed a layup, I'm LeBron (okay)
I hope your dad leaves, you got a hot mom
I'm the only city boy on farmersonly.com
(Hey, hey) what a wonderful kind of day
If we could learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You gotta listen to your-
(Hey, hey) what a wonderful kind of day
If we could learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You gotta listen to your-
Written by: Alexander Martin Schor
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