If You Were Me

Hey, hey If you were me, if you were me You wouldn't talk so casually If you were me, if you were me You'd make believe you understand, and that you see If you were me, if you were me You see me one place And you think you know me, baby No need to read the story, 'cause you've Seen the cover Always say "if I were you" And proceed to tell me just what you would do How to get rich quick, and how to find the chicks Thinking you're so clever Hey, hey If you were me, if you were me You wouldn't talk so casually If you were me, if you were me You'd make believe you understand, and that you see If you were me, if you were me You do things one time and you Think you know it all down to an art You find me so naive That you constantly patronize (patronize!) Always say "if I were you" How 'bout ya piss off? That's what I think you should do Never asked for advice, not when yours is so trite, Do it yourself then, if you know better Hey, hey If you were me, if you were me You wouldn't talk so casually If you were me, if you were me You'd make believe you understand and that you see If you were me, if you were me Not cuttin' my hair, don't tell me what to wear, no Think I ain't got the skills, but I'm still paying my bills, oh Keep the free advice, you can go take a hike, oh Aw... yeah Hit 'em with the key change, uh Hey, hey If you were me, if you were me You wouldn't talk so casually If you were me, if you were me You'd make believe you understand and that you see If you were me, if you were me You see me one place And you think you know me, baby No need to read the story, 'cause you've Seen the cover Stop saying "if I were you" You're not. You can take a seat, too It's great that you got a plan; no I don't give a damn 'Cause you ain't me! Nah, you ain't me Hey, hey If you were me, if you were me You wouldn't talk so casually If you were me, if you were me You'd make believe you understand and that you see If you were me, if you were me