Mentrify

A couple weeks ago, um, I went to my wife, I was like "Hey, listen. I want you to listen to something" And I was like, "So there's this artist, Artimus Wolz..." And she was like "Hey, asshole, I turned you on to him." I was like, "Oh. Oh, shit, you did." I just got home and my wife is building little shelves And I'm offended 'cause she didn't ask me for my help I know she says she's independent, and I do agree Got a degree in engineering, but she isn't me I'm 'bout to pull up to her project like I'm the foreman I'm 'bout to ask her every question then rate her performance 'cause I got answers and a "Y" up in my chromosome Now hand that power drill on over, babe, 'Cause daddy's home Let me show you Do it like I told you Let me just control you 'Til the job is done... done... done... (Oooohhh... you) Watch me mentrify Watch me mentrify Let me 'splain it to you, baby Watch me mentrify Watch me mentrify Watch me mentrify Let me do my little dance I'm 'bout to mentrify Watchin' her doin' a project Watchin' her havin' a blast (Okay) I'm about to go swoop in and answer a question that she didn't ask Hey, babe, you sure that it's level? Hey, babe, you sure that it's straight? You need me to help out? Do you want me to grab my measuring tape? You want me to grab my toolbox, and show you the way that it's done? You want me to take over this thing you were doing that's supposed to be fun? Hey, babe why are you getting so angry? There's no need to raise up your voice I'm sorry for being so helpful It's genetic, I don't have a choice (Oooohh...) Show you Do it like I told you Let me just control you 'Til the job is done... done... done... (Oooohhh... you) Watch me mentrify Watch me mentrify Let me 'splain it to you, baby Watch me mentrify Watch me mentrify Watch me mentrify (yuh) Let me do my little dance I'm 'bout to mentrify (yuh, yuh, yuh) Oh, you thought we were finished You thought we were done? You thought that ole Arti just made a couple songs and disappeared? (Laughter) How adorable We're not even close to finished (Oooohhh... you) We're just getting started, bitches Watch me mentrify Watch me mentrify Let me 'splain it to you, baby Watch me mentrify Watch me mentrify Watch me mentrify Let me do my little dance I'm about to mentrify (Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh)