Ketchup and Mayonnaise

I'm so sick of making love songs I always cringe at the thought of taking too long Think I found the one I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure yeah I ain't about lovey dovey petty shit More banterful degrading jokes And sharing each other's spit Staying up till 3am watching elite tier sitcoms Got a call from UberEats wondered why it took so long It ain't meant to be all sweet But I'm more than happy to sweep you off your feet We bounce off each other like Mickey and Minnie We'll go to Cineworld But I think we'll get too fucking horny I don't need a Facebook status to say I fell in love You don't need a grown man's opinion to tell you what you want I'm so sick of making love songs I always cringe at the thought of taking too long I think I found the one I'm sure, I'm sure yeah I'm so sick of making love songs I always cringe at the thought of taking too long I think I found the one I'm sure, I'm sure, yeah, yeah, yeah I ain't about being blind or dishonest Cos the moment you ask for a favour I'm on it Give you the pass code to the rest of my life So I double dare you take me out for the whole night say? Can't promise the way I treat you will make you fucking fall in love Fall in and out of love In and out and out of love Find out that I'm boring and I ain't worth the hype I know you're the one I wanna take into the night Find out that I'm boring and I ain't worth the hype Cos I've fallen for your love and now you want me in your life I'm so sick of making love songs I always cringe at the thought of taking too long I think I found the one I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure I'm so sick of making love songs I always cringe at the thought of taking too long I think I found the one I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure Yeah, yeah, yeah